What a Mofo!

So, I'm getting a weird vibe from the Masked Mofo. When he responded to my ad he seemed so excited to have a "REAL" super-hero on the team. I mean seriously, what's up? I don't want to discredit this guy or anything, but dude doesn't even have powers. Sure his Grand-pappy was a big time hero back in the day and all, but just cause you come from a super-hero family don't make you a hero. True the guy has some decent detective skills, some cool gadgets (the Mofo-cycle is pretty cool), and he's the leader of a super-team, but look at the last fight this guy got in. Yeah, A.S.S. beat the giant robot, but it really was more like the Slut, SK, and Liquid Courage show. I mean DAMN how embarassing is it to win the fight, then get nut-cancer (or whatever). I just hope that SOB cuts this passive aggressive shit out, or I'm gonna have to put the heat to him. I mean if you didn't want me on your team, why'd you invite me, and WTF is this crap about a Super-Team in Wyoming? I mean are there even any super-villians there? There are less people in the state of Wyoming than in the city of Macon, GA, I guess they could be a super-team of goat herders, or snow shovelers or something.