Wecolme to the team

So, I get THE call last night. A super-team needs my special abilities. They call themselves the "Association of Semi-Superpeople" (A.S.S.). They seem to be doing very well for a low budget crime fighting organization, so I accepted the invite (besides none of the big name teams are calling).

Several of my new teammates decided to take me out for drinks to celebrate. The Masked Mofo was busy working on some new team manuvers, so he didn't go. Shit Kicker was out searching for the man behind the man behind the man behind the man, or something like that, and I don't think the Rev got invited, maybe it's cause he's religious and doesn't drink.

Pretty Boy Slim and Liquid Courage and I got into a drinking contest (guess who won that one, the guy with super alcohol powers, duh!), so most of the night is hazy. I know that I came to next to The Slut this morning, and apparently during the night I got confused about who has which power. PB Slim is the one with the anti-Venerial Disease Powers, and The Slut has Venerial Disease, so now I have to go to the clinic.