Ok, it's been a long road of investigating, with a few distractions along the way, but I finally (with Mofo's help) have a lead on this Wonderbread phantom thing. Yes, many people have told me to give up this pursuit, but although I know I'm crazy, I'm not so crazy that I just randomly hallucinate. When I hallucinate it usually has something to do with a change in my meds. Maybe I'm OCD as well as just generally nuts, and that's why I can't give it up.
So, now that Mofo can walk and all he's given me grudging help in solving this mystery. Well, I'll be damned he's good for something, and he uncovered an emerging crime syndicate, Lucifer's Loaves. Apparently, this is the cause of the increased crime rate in town, and they were responsible for the battle that was taking place when I saw Wonderbread.
Mofo also stumbled, literally, across the location of their secret hideout, and the name of their leader, Ciabatta. It is kinda funny how Mofo came across this info. SK was a bit grumpy the other day, something about me burning down his room. Hey shit happens sometimes, and my vast powers take a great deal of concentration to control. Sometimes my powers get away from me a bit. So, SK had beaten the shit out of this hooligan (literally, and it was gross), and Mofo wasn't watching where he was going, and he tripped over this jerk-off. Well Mofo went to catch himself, and put his hand right into a pile of fecal matter. Well, Mofo starts kicking more shit out of this guy, and turns and yells at me, "Goddammit, this is all your fault! I could be serving justice and fighting REAL criminals, but NOOOOOOOO!!! Instead you've got me on some damn monkey hunt looking for Lucifer's Loaves, some Bull-Shit amateur criminal organization!" Well it just so happens this poor shitter was a member, and he begged Mofo to stop in exchange for information.
Tonight, I'm going to investigate this hideout, somehow it is in an abandoned warehouse down at the docks. Statesboro is landlocked, yet for some reason we have abandoned warehouses down at the docks, weird, and a bit cliche for a criminal hideout. I'm going to get to the bottom of this, maybe I can interrogate this Ciabatta, and get a bit more information on Wonderbread's phantom.
